YIPPEE, ITS HAPPENING!!!!

Okay, so you all know about my brother coming to live with me.....I have to tell you all that I am so happy! He has done well. Learning quickly how to clean, cook, do laundry and be self sufficient (still working on keeping money on hand).

We are still working on social skills, but they are coming along nicely. He has learned how to control the relationship with his mother without giving up on it. He is now able to keep her guilt trips and button pushing to a bare minimum, he is ok with hanging up the phone when she tries, and he is controlling his anger very well.

So the next logical step is.......YEA, I am so excited......yep, we found him his own apartment!!!!

Imagine my surprise when he comes to me with "Sis, will you help me move?"
HELL YEA, I will! And will do it happily! The last 5 months have been a blessing in disguise for me, but let me tell you, this is a happy moment in our lives!!!!

So this weekend I will be busily helping him move, set up and decorate his own place.

Come Saturday evening.....I told the son he has to endure my celebrationleave the house and not come home til the next day, as I will be celebrating by dancing nekkiddrinking Vegas Bombs and ok, what the hell, I may even dance nekkid in my UNshared home, unless someone comes to drink with me!!

YUMMY

Ohhh, I so had to try this when I got this recipe...it it so yummy, excellent for PMS, Grouches, Depression, and general SHITTY days!

Turn this in to.........THIS!!!

5 MINUTE CHOCOLATE MUG CAKE

4 tablespoons flour
4 tablespoons sugar
2 tablespoons cocoa
1 egg
3 tablespoons milk
3 tablespoons oil
3 tablespoons chocolate chips (optional)
A small splash of vanilla extract
1 large coffee mug (MicroSafe)

Add dry ingredients to mug, and mix well. Add the egg and mix thoroughly.
Pour in the milk and oil and mix well..
Add the chocolate chips (if using) and vanilla extract, and mix again.
Put your mug in the microwave and cook for 3 minutes at 1000 watts.
The cake will rise over the top of the mug, but don't be alarmed!
Allow to cool a little, and tip out onto a plate if desired.
EAT ! (this can serve 2 if you want to feel slightly more virtuous).

FOR QUEENIE WHEN SHE NEEDS IT!!

Whoop Ass can be purchased at Gary's Super Foods in NP, 2/$1.00. But beware.....it sucks to drink!!!

RANT

It is my turn to rant!! I am offended and yes, even ANGRY. So if you are not in the mood for a temper tantrum.....go away NOW !

Okay Mr Boss....You called me! yea, you wanted a meeting with me! So I come at your beckon call....on MY time.....yea, I don't even get paid to listen to your bull shit!

First of all YOU set the time and date....I was 5 minutes early and had to wait 15 minutes for you! I am busy and had to pay someone else to take care of my "other" business while I sit and wait for your ass!

Then you tell me that YOU are not happy that you had to pay me for 120 hours worth of work in 2 weeks!! Asshole, your the one who set the installation schedule for the stores! And you tell me this stuff all has to be ready to send to the registers on time!! You think that shit does itself??? To the tune of over 3000 products/flavors/sizes/UPC codes at an average of 20+ vendors per store, and you have 21 stores!

And YOU also wanted to make sure all the specials/sales were in and ready including costs, retails, and start/stop dates?

When the FUCK was I supposed to do all that? On my own time?! NOT

And now you think to control my hours you want me to come to YOUR office to do the same work and limit the hours to 5P.M. to 10 P.M. Monday through Friday???

You want me to sit in a locked office after hours and work for you?! And lock up the same said office (that just happens to sit on a dark alley) after 10 P.M.? NOT HAPPENING

You want me to be AWAY from my family every night of the week while you go home to your family?
You want to sit at the supper table for dinner every night while I sit in an empty office and munch at a desk? Or eat after 10P.M.? NOT HAPPENING

You set up this whole off site employment shit when I walked out on you....and then worked for another 30 days.....

You are the one who told me I would not have a job when I returned if I left when my Father was dying.....TOUGH SHIT....I left any way.....and you still had me working when I returned...Yea, you were an ASS and docked my SALARY PAY, and made me use vacation pay for those THREE days!

You are the one who didn't see fit to increase my SALARY PAY when I worked 10 summers straight without a day off from Memorial Day to Labor Day.

You are the one to refuse to send help after I caught and reported your "best employee ever" stealing from the company in huge quantities...leaving the store short on help. And for that, I received what kind of bonus????

Oh yea, I remember....do you???? I worked 35 hours straight....by myself.....in a store in the worst part of town!!! Remember that ASSHOLE!!! No breaks to eat, smoke or even sit! That is OVER 4 straight 8 hours shifts! Remember what I got paid for that??? MY SALARY PAY! Yea, I remember....

Now you want to control the hours I work? FUCK YOU

I am 5 stores ahead of your stupid installation schedule.....did you realize that before you went off on my ass? NO

You think you can do the work in less time....HAHA Try it!

Do you realize that I had been with this company 7 years before you were hired? Do you care? Well neither do I.

Remember the day you came into the store I was working and decided it was okay to scream at me in front of customers? Yea, the day I decided to scream back.....You told me if I didn't like the way you did things I should start my own business......So I DID!



And it has been running fantastically for 7 years now.....

The only reason I work for you is because I don't have to see you and it pays the taxes on MY business!

But I don't want need your shit!!!

And if You would bother to look at who is logged into your servers and when they are logged in you would see that I cut you a MAJOR break on those hours!!! DUMB ASS

And thanks to another crazy bitch(said with a smile) blogger I have a new name for you.....FUCKTARD!!!!

Fire my ass if you want, but you will not get the work done.....not the right way.....
Go hire some ditz off the street and see where that gets you....You might get to feel big, but the work will not get done!!! Not the way you want it done....

So now instead of telling me you will get back to me in a couple days about my job, maybe you should hope I don't tell you to TAKE THIS JOB AND SHOVE IT!

HAPPY EASTER

Hoping you all have a wonderful holiday filled with family, fun, and good times! The Grandkids colored Easter eggs yesterday for the bunny to hide, and bright and early this morning the hunt was on!
Cooking started early in our house and as the smells of holiday foods filled the house, the men entertained the little ones, the women ( Para and I ) cooked, and laughed and took pictures.

Little Para decided that everyone was playing hide and seek with the eggs and no one wanted to share with her so she had to play hide and seek by herself.....where's the baby???

There she is .....yep, BEHIND the backer's rack!!!!



Now everyone is done eating, the little ones and the guys are napping and later tonight it will be time for some family games.

I hope we all remembered to take time to teach our children the reason for Easter other than the whole Bunny/Egg theme, and may we all be so blessed as to have someone special to share the day with!

God Bless you All!!

Eagles State Pool

Well, it's over for another year, but we had a drunkfest blast! My Mister Proper Hubby even managed to have a good time! He tried to get us kicked out of the hotel by riding our drunk asses all over the hotel on luggage racks like little kids....





And we made tons of noise in our rooms as well had a full block of 20 rooms, and most of them were adjoining rooms. And we all got to try out and sniff about the wonderful scents of Victoria's Secret.....ummm, no, not posting those pics......But take my word for it...it was FUN!

And after trashing all our senses, and finishing off 1.75 liters of Vegas Bomb mix, a case of red bull and a couple cases of beer we all managed somehow to end up in our own rooms!

Wow did we pay the next day! Ever try to shoot pool at 8 A.M.? With a hangover from hell no less? So, what to do....DRINK MORE!
And oh yeah, Use every advantage you can to win.....


So okay, they wouldn't let me use the ten foot cue, but would you like to shoot against a couple bitches sweet little ladies who look like this?
Come about 4 P.M. we were more than ready for a nap.....
But after a little siesta at the table it was out to the vehicles for pudding shots, jello shots, and cheesecake shots.....and we were ready to go again!! Hey we still had another day to shoot and two more nights to party! And that we did....Most of the pics turned out to be kick ass funny, but not presentable for a "Granny Blog", forgive me.....

So now its life as usual for another year and next year will be even better...tournament will be here in town next year.....maybe we should find a hotel room reeeaally close to the event center huh? Or we could just walk home....nah

Stuck in an elevator with My Husband

Plinky Answer #2

My Husband
We have both been so busy with work we need some "US" time. Perfect setting, privacy, no jobs, kids or TV, hopefully no cell phone service! Would be an awesome few hours!