Guess They Have To Wait Some More......

OMFG!!!!!

Just checked the mail and got two checks back that we sent out last week!!!!

Seems while my dingbat, drunk ass hubby was writing out Estate checks to his sisters he forgot one little detail.
and neither of them know how to fix it themselves.......

HAHAHA.....He forgot they were fucking MARRIED.....that's right folks, he made out checks to his sisters using their MAIDEN  names!!!!!

What a Fucktard!! Seems they had a little trouble trying to deposit them without proper ID!!!!  

So while I sit here laughing my ass off, I am trying to come up with a way of holding this one over his head for a veerryyy long time!!

I GOT NOTHIN'

I guess it has finally happened.....I am out of words.....

 everyday I sit down thinking I am going to blog, and every day the same shit happens....


I GOT NOTHIN'

What the fuck is going on with my damn enter button?? I hit enter and go back to the beginning of the previous line???? That would make for some fucked up reading...I would even believe I am crazy then....


I got the daycare kids down to 2 part timers....my goal was to get to ZERO!!! I need a break.

With 2 part time kids I started cleaning house...No, I mean CLEANING OUT THE HOUSE!!

I finally had time to go through it all one room at a time, finally would get around to having that rummage sale I was thinking about 6 years ago! Kids get your shit or it's gone!!

I am down to 3 rooms left.....but somehow I now have 5 FULL TIME KIDS AGAIN !!! How the hell did that shit happen???? I can tell you how it happened.....

Seems the only time I am really good at telling people to FUCK OFF is after a 4 pack of Red Bull.....with one ounce Vegas shots, ummm, 4 Bombs to a can of Red Bull.....my math says that after 16 Vegas Bombs I can tell anyone to fuck off and leave me the hell alone!!

So now I have kids all day, naughty ones at that!! 3 rooms of the house not gone through yet...kids home from college.....and a planned rummage sale on June 19th. FML....

I somehow don't see it happening on time...all because I didn't drink on the day I needed to have the will power to say NO!!

So here I sit reading all the blogs out there in blog land that make me laugh and spit fucking coffee on my keyboard ( thanks guys, I just had to get a new one), and thinking "I should blog again".....so I hit NEW POST........ and hours later close out of it....CUZ I GOT NOTHIN'!!!!

So here's the deal......I need Vegas Bombs EVERY day so I can tell this fucking parents to fuck off and leave me alone, I don't want any more kids for a while.....so this is what I need:

1. Crown Royal.....
2. Peach Schnapps....
3. Coconut Rum....
4. Red Bull....
5. Ciggies....
6. And a swift kick in the ass, cuz this bitch is ready to get back to.........

                                                 yea, I am ready to wear it proudly again!!